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[S] Buzz BOING Splat!
Glimli da Rat Faced
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Glimli is exactly what every gobbo in the known world aspires to be... a lying, cheating, dirty low down, scheming little bugga! He decided that getting himself killed in a WAAARGGHH wasn't the thing for him (very un-gobbo like indeed!) so he decided to ply his services in the Blood Bowl ring... but with 3 teams! It was his brilliant (??) idea to make heaps of money and be stinkin; rich.

Now Obviously to those of us non-goblins this would seem to be impossible (mostly due to the fact gobbos rarely survive one game, let alone 3!!!!!!!!) but our little gobbo didn't let a little thing like common sense prevail, so he set about searching every stronghold in the World Edge Mountains for a couple of stupid (for a gobbo) look-a-likes to play as him in the other two teams. He the pays the other two dim-witted gobbos pitance as a wage and keeps the rest of the loot for himself!

Currently the little git has found employment of himself and his alter egos with the Skummi Gitzz, Buzz BOING splat and Ug Ug Og.

So currently he holds a exhalted position amongst all gobbos and even some orcs who are under the false impression that he plays for 3 teams and somehow, if injured in one game, he managed to drag himself out on the field for a game the next day! 'What a hero' the fans scream!!

So far the ruse has worked… so far... but somewhere... there is a mean and nasty Ogre just waiting to foil the little gobbos plans...