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Name: Angry Drunkard so far as we know.
Position: Blitzer/Belligerent Drunk
Height: 6'0
Weight: Around three kegs
Eye Color: Bloodshot
Age: Pickled
The Blitzer known only as the "Angry Drunkard"
never tried out for the team, he simply
showed up at the clubhouse one night screaming
obscenities. As of yet, no one has had the
courage to ask him to leave.
Career Highlights:
After five matches his liver is still functioning!
After offers of free booze following a match
against Death n' Taxes, Angry Drunkard has agreed
to pay more attention to Guarding his teammates.