Cribble loves Elves....no not their tight buns in skin-tight leather trousers, or there long blonde hair and pointy erotic ears....ahem...but he loves playing with them.....oh dear this just sounds worse and worse....

I will start again.

Cribble is a lout and and loves to score whilst in a state of intoxication (sounds like the average male out for the night in Newcastle). To represent his irrepresible energy with the ball I gave him the honoured position of a Lion Warrior.