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I was just a boy when the infidels came to my village in their Blackhawk
helicopters. The infidels fired at the oil fields and they lit up like the eyes of Allah.
Burning oil rained down from the sky and cooked everything it touched. I could
only hide myself and cry as my goats were consumed by the fiery black liquid
death. In the midst of the chaos, I could swear that I heard my goats screaming
for help. As quickly as they had come, the infidels were gone. It was on that day I
put a jihad on them. And if you don't believe it, then you'd better kill me now,
because I'll put a jihad on you, too.