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Regenerate
Stand Firm
Thick Skull
Donald McRonald the dwarven cafe owner was famous for murdering his human customers and making them into pies, until one day he attempted to mince Farquarson-Smythe the Necromatic-Wizard...
Farquarson-Smythe had to think fast, so he summoned Freddy the Flesh Golem from Donald's trash can full of left over human body parts. Freddy killed Donald with a single punch, then followed F-S back to his dungeon lair. Unfortunately the human offal and off-cuts in the trash can was 70% butts and weiners, so Freddy is not the smartest cookie, and has real odour issues.