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Gorgo, arthritic Chaos Warrior, was recently blessed by his patron deity with advanced aging. His fingers crossed as far as they would go, he could best be described as leaping for joy when the dice came up snake eyes.
He's hoping that this will improve his chances for early retirement, where he hopes to spend his remaining years settled down with a Slaaneshi daemonette he's had his eyes on, with plenty of the uncomfortable foreplay this will entail.
You know, with the pincers and all.