'Fat' Reg, as he is known to his friends, family and fellow team mates, is a recent departee of the Priests college in Arizona. He was thrown out for lewd behaviour on a night off, mainly involving a pine cone, 3 racoons and a poor young local lad named Simon. He was not unhappy about having to leave as he had ended up there by mistake anyway, he really meant to be next door signing up for the Navy. He was picked up by Butch wandering the bars of Phoenix brandishing an oddly stained pine cone in one hand and shouting, "Anybody want to go with a fat bloke?" Butch decided to bring him in to bulk up the front line. Reg has been promised that every time he gains a new skill he will get a boot boy to play 'Hide the Pine Cone' with. He is eager to get scroing.