Braindead, got recently run over by a truck while he had one too many. His head got flatten to the ground and was rushed to the nearest cemetery. But when coach heard of these great news, he immediately took his wagon and rode with a shovel in his hand and an idea of great sense. By mystical coincidences the dead man woke up while he was in a sack on the wagon. Coach hit him in the head with his shovel and then later on brain washed him to play for his team as under the name "Braindead".
No one knows for sure who this man is..