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Did you know? Up until now, 1501336 players have died on the pitch.
Stoner is known to favor a particularly potent variety of fungus brew, and holds an unofficial team record for "falling down more than any other player". In the memorable match against the Zorn Ziggaruts, he successfully distracted several opposing players with his drunken antics, allowing the rest of the Swillers to drive in the winning touchdown, and thus earned an MVP award.