26 coaches online • Server time: 04:01
* * * Did you know? Up until now, 1511097 players have died on the pitch.
Recent Forum Topics  All Star Bowl!!! | WAAAGH Drummers | New Metagame: Rotter... |
[S]
Poo Pals
Jack Tiewes
#15
Nurgling
MA
5
ST
2
AG
2
AV
7
R
0
B
0
P
0
F
0
G
14
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
3
Td
2
Mvp
2
GPP
22
XPP
0
SPP
22
Injuries
Skills
Dodge
Nurgle's Rot
Regeneration
Stunty
Diving Tackle (30k)
Sure Feet (30k)
Jack Teiwes is portly, oddly proportioned, and wears glasses. His facial hair catches the many flecks of saliva that are constantly escaping his mouth on account of his severe halitosis.
Laughing at his own jokes, leering down the cleavages of every woman he sees, regardless of how they're dressed, Jack earned his place in the Poo Pals not by being a poo per se, but by behaving like one.
Laughing at his own jokes, leering down the cleavages of every woman he sees, regardless of how they're dressed, Jack earned his place in the Poo Pals not by being a poo per se, but by behaving like one.
Match performances
Date
Opponent
Comp
TD
Int
Cas
Mvp
Spp
2003-11-18
-
-
-
-
1
5
2003-11-21
-
1
-
-
-
3
2003-11-27
-
-
-
1
1
7
2003-12-10
-
1
-
1
-
5
2004-01-03
-
-
-
1
-
2