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A good completion record and steady climb through the ranks has been tarnished of late by Clunky's niggling injury which has prevented him from playing several games. Though a competant passer of the ball, it is believed he will soon take a back seat - possibly remaining on the Assistant Coach's bench.
Clunky himself side-steps the issue of his growing superfluousness, siting instead family commitments;
"My wife is expecting our first kid, and I just can't take the risk that he/she might grow up with a father who's in a coma or dead, or worse, reanimated and playing for a rival team."