From deep in the jungles of Lustria comes <b>El Terrible</b>!<br>
Wearing his top hat, and when it isn't missing between games, the <i>Cape de El Terrible</i>, he strikes from behind the line of the <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=team&team_id=390977">Fighting Yaks</a> When he can remember he is <b>El Terrible</b><br>
Fans Unite! Unite for <b>El Terrible</b>!<br>
Haga pivotar esos monocles! Para <b>El Terrible</b>!<br>
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There was a whisper on the wind. That whisper was <b>El Terrible</b>.<br>
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A man came to see the monk on a cold and brisk morning. The wind blew out of the south, and the monk held his cloak tight about him watching the fire. They paused, only nodding knowingly when the wind at least had waned.<br>
"Is it true"<br>
The monk acknowledged quietly and drew his cloak close.<br>
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For days the caravan wound around the pass of the mountain. There was something in the air that chilled the world, and spooked the mules. The drivers were nervous. The halfling cook stambered about, doing his normal day-to-day in the last wagon. It would be soon they knew.<br>
The halfling held his head low over the small cage. He looked out the back to the greying sky. With a calm sigh he released twelve pigeons and returned to work.<br>
And that sigh, was <b>El Terrible</b>.<br>
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In September of 1936 the Wood River Express train departed from Vogt Station in Salt Lake City, Utah bound for Red Flats, Nevada on what was known as the Salt Line. 214 souls were aboard. The train was spotted at 11:34 PM near the border with Nevada disappearing into a particularly dense fog bank. It was never seen again. No wreckage was found and there was no trace that the train had ever been there. In 1998 a freight train traveling along the B & O freight line near where the disused Salt Line had been overgrown with desert weeds came across a strange sight. Sitting parallel to the freight line, poised where tracks had once run, was the pristine length of the Wood River Express.<br>
The baffled crew of the freight train stopped to inspect their unusual find. Only one person was aboard the train: the conductor. He was a smiling great lizard who offered no answer or explanation other than his name. That name was <b>El Terrible</b>. <br>
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A goblin stood over the quiet of the morning. The rocks before him cool to his touch, and yet the air was warm. There was a stillness in the air, and that stillness is <b>El Terrible</b><br>
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<b>El Terrible</b> is laughing at his own joke and it's about you.<br>
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<br>At the end of all time and space, when the lightless inexorable whirl of the dragon consumes the last scraps of our reality, when the true dark of nothing is the only companion to that monstrous gravitational maw, <b>El Terrible</b> will stand on emptiness and howl at the void.

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That fire that lights the lantern inside <b>El Terrible</b>'s mind will surge and flare, and in one brief instant, when all is truly lost and things are nevermore, <b>El Terrible</b> will roar with fury and the entire Universe will be remade anew. The cycle begins again. Ten billion upon ten billion stars are thrown out of the unclenched fist of eternity.

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Your team owes <b>El Terrible</b> more money than they can ever hope to repay, but he'll take clean organs. With interest. <br>
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<b>El Terrible</b> voted for the new league commissioner. The <i>other</I> new league commissioner.

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The Iroquois believe that before man walked the earth there was a great tribe of sky people who lived without worry or pain on a floating island. One day Sky Woman became pregnant with twins and was pushed by her murderous husband from their happy island home. Instead of plummeting to her death she was caught by birds and carried to safety. There was no land for her so they sprinkled earth on the back of a turtle and placed Sky Woman there.
<br>Sky Woman gave birth to two healthy boys. She named her first son Sapling and he made all that is good and right in the world. He made the trees green and heavy with fruit. He made the waters cool and potable and he filled them up with a bounty of fish. Sky Woman's other son represented all that was dark in the world. He made the rivers flow away and turned the fruit to rot. He salted the earth where he walked and burned the forests to ash. He was the unmaker, the despoiler, thescourge and bane. He was <b>El Terrible</b>. He'd like two of the Lucky Millions scratch-offs, please.

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“Four hundred gold pieces! No one, no elf I know could afford that. And all that is is a bag of shucked corn. Why would you ever charge such a price”? <br> The shop keeper did not respond. He could NOT respond. Letting his weight give in to gravity he rested upon the stool and hung his head. Why indeed. That why, is <b>El Terrible</b>.

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<b>El Terrible</b>, the Traveler! He will come in one of the pre-chosen forms. During the rectification of the Vuldrini, the traveler came as a large and moving Torg! Then, during the third reconciliation of the last of the McKetrick supplicants, they chose a new form for him: that of a giant Slor! Many Shuvs and Zuuls knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of the Slor that day, I can tell you!

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<b>Noting Notable:</b>

Season 2, Game 3:
Killed Falcon of the Blue Sky Bombers. Player was promptly saved by apothecary.

Season 2, Game 6:
Successfully bent space/time for the Fighting Yaks. Hans was blocked and KO's in the future with this temporal distortion, which also causes El Terrible to phase out of the dimension for several minutes in second half of the <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&id=1914317" > game. </a>