Along with Billy, Kurtis has no Star Player Points; an unlikely thing for a player who has played every game in his teams history to date. This is not so much due to a lack of skill however, but more because of complete stupidity. It is rumoured that Kurtis wandered onto the field during the Gribblies tryouts, and lack of funds forced head coach Igor 'Blood n Guts' Karkaroff to hire him.