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Certainly not the sharpest tool in the shed, Mr. Christain is essentially a bench warmer for the Pies. Many refer to him as the undead equivalent to a blonde. He is utterly clueless, is always falling down and often times heads in the wrong direction on those rare occassions he does make it on to the pitch. A stark contrast to his life before undeath where he was a Nobel Prize winning Physicist.
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