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Van Hellspawn
#2
Lineman
MA
6
ST
3
AG
3
AV
8
R
59
B
219
P
3
F
3
G
63
Cp
1
In
0
Cs
7
Td
4
Mvp
2
GPP
37
XPP
0
SPP
37
Injuries
n, m
Skills
Block
Strip Ball
Tackle
Van has a growing affinity for causing damage to the other team. Rock-solid and sturdy, this lineman always wants to be put on the front line to bash some heads. His hobbies include knitting and brewing his own ale. There is a growing fanbase for Van among tough, grizzled veterans of wars and other demanding jobs. He is a regular at the Moose Lodge downtown.

<b>[[Game 22]]</b>
Van suffered a horrendous injury in the game that the team doctor first thought was life-threatening. With a little bit of magic mojo, Van was able to not only survive the hit from a dark elf, but remain in the game and help his team to a 3-1 victory.

<b>[[Game 30]]</b>
Van scored the only touchdown in a 2-1 loss to fast wood elf team. With some extra training with assistant coach Barry Bloke, Van has learned how to better handle slippery players.

<b>[[Game 35]]</b>
Taking home the MVP in a 2-1 win, Van broke the streak of rookie blitzer Busted Deric's consecutive MVPs at two. In celebration, Busted Deric took Van out to new bar in town, proceeded to get the lineman drunk, and then tried to beat him and take the MVP award. Van Hellspawn defended himself and Busted Deric ended up with a busted nose.

<b>[[Game 44]]</b>
Questions abound with the emergence of fellow lineman Juniper Owens, and where it puts Van's starting position. Some are wanting the more veteran linemen to play, but with Mutation Day coming to an end soon, it will be up to the MVP voters as to who will be the starters.

<b>[[Game 47]]</b>
Van scored the second touchdown of his career in a 3-1 victory over a fast high elf team. When the elves failed a block against him, Van scooped up the ball and ran to the endzone, dodging high elves along the way. After the game, the four starting linemen went out to paint the town red with the MVP of the match, Ripper Bolgut.

<b>[[Game 48]]</b>
Another touchdown gave Van one each in consecutive games, and allowed him to take some extra practice with the blitzers, Emef Tells in particular. Along with his improved blocking skills, Van now knows how to jar the ball loose on a block. To celebrate his knew-found ability, he visited the Moose Lodge and downed a couple pints of beer with some veterans, who toasted Van's success.

<b>[[Game 55]]</b>
Ending a drought out seven games without a touchdown, or even one star player point, Hellspawn scored a touchdown in a 1-1 draw against an ogre team. After a perfect defense set up by the ogres, Van was able to slip past the defense and remain downfield until the ball ended up in his hands.

<b>[[Game 64]]</b>
In a game against some khemri, Van Hellspawn was seriously injured when he was blocked by a blitz-ra. Diagnosed with a damaged back, the human lineman had to retire from the team. Most fans have been calling for Van's retirement, and seem more upset that they lost to a khemri team that had only won three prior games.
Match performances
Date
Opponent
Comp
TD
Int
Cas
Mvp
Spp
2007-11-16
-
-
-
1
-
2
2007-11-19
-
-
-
1
-
2
2007-11-21
-
-
-
-
1
5
2007-11-26
-
-
-
1
-
2
2007-11-30
-
-
-
1
-
2
2007-12-08
-
1
-
-
-
3
2007-12-12
-
-
-
-
1
5
2007-12-16
1
-
-
-
-
1
2008-01-03
-
-
-
1
-
2
2008-01-03
-
-
-
1
-
2
2008-01-06
-
1
-
-
-
3
2008-01-08
-
1
-
-
-
3
2009-06-29
-
1
-
-
-
3
2009-07-09
-
-
-
1
-
2