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Prodigal Torturer
#3
Lineman
MA
6
ST
5
AG
3
AV
8
R
51
B
258
P
0
F
1
G
38
Cp
1
In
0
Cs
6
Td
7
Mvp
3
GPP
49
XPP
0
SPP
49
Injuries
d
Skills
+ST
+ST
Block
A menace at nearly everything he does, the Prodigal Torturer, as he is called, has been known to toss the ball, run with it, or just beat the daylights out of opponents. He's on a strength training system and it's paid off. He has garnered the nickname "Ironhands" from fans because of his strength and his ability to drop easy passes.
<b>[[Game 22]]</b>
Finally showing a little bit of agility in his game, Prodigal Torturer picked up a bouncing ball in the rain and ran away from two dark elves, diving into the endzone and sealing the Mediocres' win, 3-1. When asked about his score after the game, the lineman said, "Tap, and one point of damage to you, bitch."
<b>[[Game 25]]</b>
Prodigal Torturer was awarded the game's MVP for doing his best in knocking out or maiming several powerful chaos. Unfortunately, a well-placed foul ended the day for the lineman, and he spent the rest of the game in the injured box, tapping his foot.
<b>[[Game 30]]</b>
Again missing the chance to gain some star player points and increase his abilities, Prodigal Torturer told reporters he is disappointed in the way the team has been playing as of late.
<b>[[Game 31]]</b>
After scoring a touchdown in a 3-1 win against an undead team, breaking a long losing streak, Prodigal Torturer hit the weight room once again. He know rivals Chipped Tooth as the strongest player on the team.
<b>[[Game 35]]</b>
With his greatly enhanced strength, Prodigal Torturer has become the target of all Mediocres opponents. In a 2-1 win against a strong chaos team, Prodigal Torturer was fouled from the pitch and into unconsciousness, but later returned to the field and injured a chaos warrior with a well-placed block.
<b>[[Game 38]]</b>
Prodigal Torturer's career came to an abrupt end at the hands of a rotter. In breaking a blitzer free, he placed himself in danger against two rotters and a nurgling beast. Unfortunately, getting sideswiped by a rotter was too much for even his strong body to take. The team doctor was busy with a niggling injury earlier in the match and couldn't save the star lineman in time.
<b>[[Game 22]]</b>
Finally showing a little bit of agility in his game, Prodigal Torturer picked up a bouncing ball in the rain and ran away from two dark elves, diving into the endzone and sealing the Mediocres' win, 3-1. When asked about his score after the game, the lineman said, "Tap, and one point of damage to you, bitch."
<b>[[Game 25]]</b>
Prodigal Torturer was awarded the game's MVP for doing his best in knocking out or maiming several powerful chaos. Unfortunately, a well-placed foul ended the day for the lineman, and he spent the rest of the game in the injured box, tapping his foot.
<b>[[Game 30]]</b>
Again missing the chance to gain some star player points and increase his abilities, Prodigal Torturer told reporters he is disappointed in the way the team has been playing as of late.
<b>[[Game 31]]</b>
After scoring a touchdown in a 3-1 win against an undead team, breaking a long losing streak, Prodigal Torturer hit the weight room once again. He know rivals Chipped Tooth as the strongest player on the team.
<b>[[Game 35]]</b>
With his greatly enhanced strength, Prodigal Torturer has become the target of all Mediocres opponents. In a 2-1 win against a strong chaos team, Prodigal Torturer was fouled from the pitch and into unconsciousness, but later returned to the field and injured a chaos warrior with a well-placed block.
<b>[[Game 38]]</b>
Prodigal Torturer's career came to an abrupt end at the hands of a rotter. In breaking a blitzer free, he placed himself in danger against two rotters and a nurgling beast. Unfortunately, getting sideswiped by a rotter was too much for even his strong body to take. The team doctor was busy with a niggling injury earlier in the match and couldn't save the star lineman in time.
Match performances
Date
Opponent
Comp
TD
Int
Cas
Mvp
Spp
2007-11-15
-
1
-
1
1
10
2007-11-16
-
-
-
1
-
2
2007-11-20
-
1
-
-
-
3
2007-11-21
1
-
-
-
-
1
2007-11-25
-
1
-
-
-
3
2007-11-26
-
-
-
1
-
2
2007-11-30
-
1
-
-
-
3
2007-11-30
-
-
-
-
1
5
2007-12-08
-
1
-
-
1
8
2007-12-08
-
-
-
2
-
4
2007-12-09
-
1
-
-
-
3
2007-12-12
-
-
-
1
-
2
2007-12-15
-
1
-
-
-
3