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Ex Machine
#13
Blitzer
MA
8
ST
3
AG
3
AV
8
R
61
B
230
P
9
F
1
G
64
Cp
1
In
0
Cs
9
Td
7
Mvp
5
GPP
65
XPP
0
SPP
65
Injuries
Skills
Block
+MA
Dodge
Guard
Mighty Blow
Joey "Ex Machine" Law is one of the original blitzers of the Amazing Mediocres. Always a hit with the ladies, Joey chose to be called "Ex Machine" in the hope that he would be making the opposing players ex-players, but Joey found he had little skill for dealing such damage. Instead, he's played up his natural athleticism to help the team.
<b>[[Game 20]]</b>
Ex Machine made headlines by sidelining an impressive elven blitzer in a 3-2 loss. While he helped his team out in taking out the blitzer, he couldn't muster the team to victory. He was solemn after the game, refusing offers to speak to the press.
<b>[[Game 29]]</b>
He earned the MVP during a game against some very skilled dark elves for sitting in the injured box for most of the game and flirting with the pretty dark elven women in the crowd. The girls gave some good money to the team in response. Later that month, it was learned one of the dark elf women filed a paternity suit against Ex Machine.
<b>[[Game 34]]</b>
News out of Mediocres' camp includes the drought that Ex Machine is currently in. He has gone five games without scoring any star player points, and fans are starting to boo him, even though they are small in number. The head coach remains high on Ex Machine, one of his two star blitzers, and is counting on him to teach the two new guys the ropes.
<b>[[Game 35]]</b>
Peeved at the latest headlines, Ex Machine scored a touchdown in a 2-1 win during the team's 35th game, ending his drought at five games.
<b>[[Game 42]]</b>
Ex Machine had to sit out during a 3-1 victory on Mutation Day. It was learned he spent the night with a woman that might have been too young. Police are looking into the matter, but no charges have been filed as of yet.
<b>[[Game 45]]</b>
Feeling rather fatigued during a 0-0 tie against some dirty undead players, Ex Machine tripped up while dodging away from a zombie and a flesh golem and strained his groin. Reports out of camp say the star blitzer will miss the next game, his first missed match since the Mediocres' inception.
<b>[[Game 51]]</b>
Ending a seven game drought, Ex Machine took home the MVP during a devastating 4-1 loss. Two linemen were killed, and another two are out for the next game, putting some pressure on the blitzers to perform.
<b>[[Game 55]]</b>
Requiring the services of an apothecary is necessary for human Blood Bowl players at one time or another. Ex Machine's time came in a game against a large ogre team, when it looked like he was dead on the pitch. The team doctor was able to revive the blitzer and keep him on the field, helping the Mediocres keep the game a tie, 1-1.
<b>[[Game 58]]</b>
Ex Machine won the MVP in a 2-1 defeat against some chaos dwarves. When asked why he won the MVP over Duck, the voters were mum.
<b>[[Game 63]]</b>
Scoring the only touchdown in a 3-1 loss, Ex Machine also earned a casualty when a gutter runner tried to block him into the stands. Digging in his heels, he knocked the runner out for the rest of the game, and reports say the skaven will miss the next game too. When asked to comment on the game, Ex Machine had no comment, upset at yet another loss.
<b>[[Game 64]]</b>
Struck with a case of Morley's Revenge, Ex Machine sat out three drives in a 2-1 loss against a relatively weak khemri team. After the game, the human blitzer took personal responsibility for the loss, saying he will never eat tuna fish sandwiches again.
<b>[[Game 20]]</b>
Ex Machine made headlines by sidelining an impressive elven blitzer in a 3-2 loss. While he helped his team out in taking out the blitzer, he couldn't muster the team to victory. He was solemn after the game, refusing offers to speak to the press.
<b>[[Game 29]]</b>
He earned the MVP during a game against some very skilled dark elves for sitting in the injured box for most of the game and flirting with the pretty dark elven women in the crowd. The girls gave some good money to the team in response. Later that month, it was learned one of the dark elf women filed a paternity suit against Ex Machine.
<b>[[Game 34]]</b>
News out of Mediocres' camp includes the drought that Ex Machine is currently in. He has gone five games without scoring any star player points, and fans are starting to boo him, even though they are small in number. The head coach remains high on Ex Machine, one of his two star blitzers, and is counting on him to teach the two new guys the ropes.
<b>[[Game 35]]</b>
Peeved at the latest headlines, Ex Machine scored a touchdown in a 2-1 win during the team's 35th game, ending his drought at five games.
<b>[[Game 42]]</b>
Ex Machine had to sit out during a 3-1 victory on Mutation Day. It was learned he spent the night with a woman that might have been too young. Police are looking into the matter, but no charges have been filed as of yet.
<b>[[Game 45]]</b>
Feeling rather fatigued during a 0-0 tie against some dirty undead players, Ex Machine tripped up while dodging away from a zombie and a flesh golem and strained his groin. Reports out of camp say the star blitzer will miss the next game, his first missed match since the Mediocres' inception.
<b>[[Game 51]]</b>
Ending a seven game drought, Ex Machine took home the MVP during a devastating 4-1 loss. Two linemen were killed, and another two are out for the next game, putting some pressure on the blitzers to perform.
<b>[[Game 55]]</b>
Requiring the services of an apothecary is necessary for human Blood Bowl players at one time or another. Ex Machine's time came in a game against a large ogre team, when it looked like he was dead on the pitch. The team doctor was able to revive the blitzer and keep him on the field, helping the Mediocres keep the game a tie, 1-1.
<b>[[Game 58]]</b>
Ex Machine won the MVP in a 2-1 defeat against some chaos dwarves. When asked why he won the MVP over Duck, the voters were mum.
<b>[[Game 63]]</b>
Scoring the only touchdown in a 3-1 loss, Ex Machine also earned a casualty when a gutter runner tried to block him into the stands. Digging in his heels, he knocked the runner out for the rest of the game, and reports say the skaven will miss the next game too. When asked to comment on the game, Ex Machine had no comment, upset at yet another loss.
<b>[[Game 64]]</b>
Struck with a case of Morley's Revenge, Ex Machine sat out three drives in a 2-1 loss against a relatively weak khemri team. After the game, the human blitzer took personal responsibility for the loss, saying he will never eat tuna fish sandwiches again.
Match performances
Date
Opponent
Comp
TD
Int
Cas
Mvp
Spp
2007-11-15
-
-
-
2
-
4
2007-11-15
-
1
-
-
-
3
2007-11-16
-
-
-
1
-
2
2007-11-16
-
-
-
1
-
2
2007-11-19
-
2
-
-
-
6
2007-11-21
-
-
-
-
1
5
2007-11-27
-
-
-
1
-
2
2007-11-30
-
-
-
1
-
2
2007-12-08
-
-
-
-
1
5
2007-12-12
-
1
-
-
-
3
2008-01-03
-
1
-
-
-
3
2008-01-11
-
-
-
-
1
5
2009-07-07
-
-
-
-
1
5
2009-07-07
1
1
-
-
-
4
2009-07-09
-
-
-
1
-
2
2009-07-09
-
1
-
1
-
5
2009-07-10
-
-
-
-
1
5
2010-06-01
-
-
-
1
-
2