Hailing from down under, Lucid is always kicking the ball around at practice and generally annoying his teammates. He's now being used for kickoffs after his practice has earned him a spot in the starting defensive backfield. In his free time, Lucid has been known to skydive and go on long hikes through the wilderness.
<b>[[Game 18]]</b>
Talking to reporters after a 3-0 drubbing by a superior dark elf team, Lucid lamented the loss of fellow teammates Zeke the Flinger and Dig Dug. "There was just nothin' left. Nothin.."
<b>[[Game 24]]</b>
A rare moment took place in a 1-0 win versus a khemri team. Lucid actually scored a touchdown, and the only one of the game. At the party after the game, Lucid toasted the blitzers and the MVP winning Ogre, Chipped Tooth, with a round of Australian beer. In other news, the team's plethora of plants died overnight. It was determined they all drowned in extraordinarily large amounts of Australian beer.
<b>[[Game 33]]</b>
Lucid was tossed from the match after trying to place a boot in a minotaur's maw. The ref caught the Aussie and sent him off. Lucid flipped the ref off as he left the field.
<b>[[Game 37]]</b>
The team doctor for the Mediocres saved Lucid Pimping from a cripping blow against a formidable human team in a 2-1 loss. Lucid thanked the team doctor by calling him 'Bruce', and bought him a case of Fosters.
<b>[[Game 41]]</b>
Lucid earned the MVP in the first Mutation Day Game for the Mediocres. He ended up injured after a few turns and sat the rest of the time in the injured box, drinking Fosters.
<b>[[Game 42]]</b>
A second consecutive MVP for Lucid granted him some one-on-one time with the star blitzers of the team. The Australian lineman now can help out with the blocking as well as his improved kicking game.
<b>[[Game 45]]</b>
Lucid has gathered quite a fan base that has resulted in three MVPs over the past five games, putting his team-leading mark to five. When asked about his sudden popularity, the kicker replied that it must be his new haircut and stylish Australian good looks.
<b>[[Game 49]]</b>
Another MVP was awarded for the human kicker, giving him 6 for his career. Some pundits have noticed that Lucid seems to win the MVP awards when the team loses, and that certain actions done by Lucid during the game might be causing the team to lose. In this 3-1 loss, the amazon opponents seemed to know the plays before they happened, and twice there were riots that caused Mediocre players to fight to stay standing. In five kickoffs, four times, the Mediocres were out positioned.
<b>[[Game 62]]</b>
Going through his worst drought of his career, Lucid Pimping has not scored a touchdown, casualty, or any other points in ten straight games. Though he has been on the field for every game, and hasn't been seriously injured, he's failed to garner any kind of recognition from the fans or media. When asked, Lucid said he's just going through a rough spot and the funk will end soon.