Wight Smack is streaky player. He's either red-hot and snagging balls left and right, or he's invisible. We were going to interview Wight Smack, but he's such an aggravating bastard we decided not to bother.

Height: 5'11
Weight: 243lbs
Likes: Lithium laced halfling juice
Dislikes: When Warblin Sack hides his happy pills.