With his trusty smokes, and flask of Bugman's best in hand "Iron" Joe Slamowitz takes to the field each game. His temperment may be bad, and his breath offensive, but he's got a cannon arm, and an eye for tactics. He may not have many games left in his old bones, but he's got what it takes to make them count.

"When he's sober he manages to put in a good game." -Zpargle Punchouse