"When he said he was flunking out of school and he didn't care, he was just gonna get an off-campus apartment next year and keep doing what he does, it was like looking into a crystal ball, and I didn't like what I saw."

"What did you see?"

"Me falling completely in love with him, losing all reason, ending up hosting candle parties and selling family heirlooms on eBay."

Things are looking up for the Q to Veronica's Bond. Out with the psychotic, rapist, mass-murdering, suicide-committing boyfriends who leave you stranded in a hotel room with no clothes, in with the adorable animal activist and cute fellow geek who think you're just peachy and hopefully have never forced a school bus off a cliff even if they're into early morning hikes and selling test answers online. Sure, you were switched at birth with spoiled brat Madison Sinclair, your roommate can be a little bit over-the-top sometimes, and you've got a friend who always needs a favor for whatever investigation she happens to have going on at the time, but...did we mention the two cute guys? Who are totally into you? And now that you're libi-don't has turned into a libido, spending days on end cooped up in your Love Shack with your new man, you've clearly made excellent progress. Screw your therapist who's given up on you. She's obviously the one in need of serious help.