The eldest son of the Pimp family, Andrew always dreamed of playing Blood Bowl. While he's got little talent, he's always willing to throw himself into the scrum. His favorite player is the retired blitzer, Feff Tines.

<b>[[Game 19]]</b>
After nine games with the team, Andrew Pimp finally got his first MVP award in a difficult loss for the Amazing Mediocres. When interviewed after the game about his MVP award and the news his younger brother, Johnny Pimp, was joining the team, Andrew said, "Bring him on. I'll show him what real blood bowl is all about. I'm a star today."

<b>[[Game 21]]</b>
In a rather ho-hum game for the Mediocres, Andrew tried two passes unsuccessfully. The MVP voters took pity on him and awarded him the game's Most Valuable Player. His efforts with new assistant coach Barry Bloke has also helped him learn how to block effectively.

<b>[[Game 23]]</b>
Inspired by his younger brother's presence on the field, Andrew recorded a touchdown and the Mediocres' only casualty against a difficult chaos team in a 2-1 victory. The casualty was none other than Nobbla Blackwart, hired for the game to give the chaos team an edge. When Nobbla's chainsaw refused to start, Andrew charged over and mauled him into the injured box.

<b>[[Game 31]]</b>
Seeing the career-ending injury to his brother, Johnny, Andrew Pimp decided to pretend he was knocked out to get off the field. Commentators during the game remarked that it was probably the wisest thing Andrew has ever done.

<b>[[Game 36]]</b>
Andrew's streak of 13 games without a star player point was snapped when he was awarded the MVP during a 1-1 tie against an opposing chaos team. The lineman decided to stick it out on the field a little more, hoping to become another great lineman for the Mediocres, like Prodigal Torturer.

<b>[[Game 39]]</b>
The attentive team doctor saved Andrew's life during a 3-0 loss to a chaos dwarf team. Andrew was appreciative afterwards, but regretfully told the doctor he couldn't buy a present for his benefactor on a lineman's salary.

<b>[[Game 44]]</b>
With the emergence of fellow lineman Juniper Owens, Andrew Pimp's job as one of the two starting linemen is in jeopardy. As Mutation Day nears its end, it is unclear as to whether Andrew will be able to muster up another skill.

<b>[[Game 48]]</b>
It was known that Andrew Pimp had taken The Rabbit under his wing to teach the rookie lineman about how to block and how to be a valuable asset to the Mediocres so he wouldn't be placed on the line. Unfortunately, during a 3-1 victory over a rotter team, The Rabbit was killed in a freak block by a beastman. Enraged by the loss of his protege, Andrew lined up for the next kickoff and killed a rookie beastman in retaliation.

<b>[[Game 50]]</b>
Scoring the third touchdown of his career, Andrew helped his team to a 2-1 victory against an undead team. With some faith in the rookie linemen on the team broken by The Rabbit's sudden death, Andrew has been hanging around with Amigo, the team's thrower, learning how to be more of a ball-hawk.

<b>[[Game 51]]</b>
In a 4-1 loss against another human team, Andrew had his jaw broken. He is going to miss the next match.

<b>[[Game 57]]</b>
There was talk about giving Andrew the MVP in a 3-2 loss against some undeads. His brilliant tackle-block on a werewolf ended the pup's day and gave Andrew his sixth casualty.

<b>[[Game 59]]</b>
Andrew Pimp's career and life came to an end today at the foot of a dead zombie. When he was carted off the field, the entire Pimp clan in the stands cried out his name, and then drank shots of rum in his honor. The ovation was so stirring, the game voters decided to give Andrew the MVP posthumously.