Sometimes even the Amazing Mediocres have difficulty getting the slots on the team filled. Down a few guys, the general manager went looking for people to become lineman. No one showed up at the bake sale/contract signing. As the general manager's flunkies were putting away the baked goods, a homeless man walked up and asked for a handout. The general manager signed Blue right there. Play for the Amazing Mediocres, and Blue gets as much food as he wants.

<b>[[Game 19]]</b>
After nine games as a punching bag, Blue scored his first star player points with a casualty against an opposing human team, BC Commando. Our inside reporter tells us Blue was awarded with a choice t-bone steak.

<b>[[Game 20]]</b>
Nine games of line duty followed by star player points awarded for a casualty and an MVP gave Blue the ability to learn a new skill. The head coach taught him this skill by having the running back carry a slab of ham instead of a football. Ol' Blue now knows what to go for.

<b>[[Game 22]]</b>
A sad day has arrived as Blue, the homeless man the Mediocres paid food so he would stand on the front lines, took a vicious blow from a dark elf, crippling him to a point he could not play anymore. With sadness in his eyes, Blue returned to the homeless shelter, though the team sends him sandwiches every day.