Attilla is not the smartest member of the Secrets team, it may have been the result of one too many beers after a successful game (and for elves, one IS too many!), or it may have been the dreadful treatment he received from his mother as a baby (Note: it is not good for the upringing of a child to mistake it for a baby Cold One and attempt to feed it to your pet Hydra), but attilla has never been up there at the top of the class.

One Example of his lower-than-average-performance off the pitch is in the team name, it was Attilla who informed the Head Coach that the Forest they had been living in for the last 12 months was called Albion, and despite the large sign that was posted outside his leaftop treehouse at that time, the Coach beleved him and so the team name was born. Due to this mishap, Attilla is now placed as a permanant front line blocker at the start of every match, and no amount of pleading will get his now airsick teamates to give him any sypmathy.

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