Johnny is the second eldest of the Pimp brothers and the second to play for the Amazing Mediocres. His brother, Andrew, is a lineman. Johnny has some good potential and can definitely take a hit or two. The team is looking to him to replace Zeke the Flinger, who was pushed into the crowd by a witch elf and subsequently died on the end of a dagger held by a jealous husband. Johnny Pimp has noted time and again his desire to hit and hit hard in interviews.

<b>[[Game 20]]</b>
Johnny's first game with the Amazing Mediocres got him the first touchdown of his blood bowl career. The head coach said during a news conference that he wanted to bring the rookie blitzer along quickly to catch up with the speed and strengths of the team. Unfortunately, the team lost the game and Johnny has to wait for another match to increase his knowledge of the game.

<b>[[Game 22]]</b>
Johnny earned the MVP in a 3-1 win over a team of dark elves after setting the tone with an early touchdown. Fans have been wowed by his speed and blocking abilities, rivaling some elves or skaven.

<b>[[Game 31]]</b>
Johnny's career came to an abrupt end at the hands, er, feet, of some very dirty undead players. Hampered with a pinched nerve, Johnny decided to retire from the life as a blitzer to work as an assistant coach for the team.

<b>[[Game 51]]</b>
Johnny Pimp was fired today as the assistant blitzer coach of the Mediocres. The head coach and general manager both pointed out the lack of production from the blitzers on the team and hope a suitable replacement can be found soon.