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Big Guy
Bone Head
Mighty Blow
Thick Skull
Throw Team Mate
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Dodge
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Leaves a path of broken bodies behind him, when he remembers where he is...
One of the highest casualty makers in the team, but also the reason that they have lost so many games recently. It has been noted on several occasions his reluctance to 'get stuck in', either standing in the centre of the pitch day dreaming or getting 'knocked out' in the opening moves of the game.
His saving grace to date is the killing of the Ogre of the EastCowboys, known as Froggy. Critics have mentioned that this seemed to be accidental, as the Gooch appeared to faint as the opposing ogre charged in. This tripped the clumsy Froggy and broke his neck.
Of course The Gooch claimed that this was all part of the plan, though it was noted that he spent the rest of the match in the KO dugout complaining of a sprained ankle.
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Many games on, and the The Gooch is still as unpredictable (and unreliable) as ever. From catching the ball at the kick off to getting KO'd by Goul are all part of a days work for him.