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Reno 911
Deputy S. Jones
#8
Lineman
MA
6
ST
3
AG
3
AV
8
R
21
B
29
P
0
F
1
G
5
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
2
Td
2
Mvp
1
GPP
15
XPP
0
SPP
15
Injuries
Skills
Block
Nickname: Jonesy
Age: 29
Rank: Deputy
Height: 6'2"
Personal Motto: "WWVVD" or "What would Vince Vaughn do"
Weapon of Choice: My 12 1/2 size shoe deep in the anus of some criminal's ass.
Astrological Sign: Aquarius, ladies!
Favorite Donut: Bear claws or anything filled with apple stuff.
Favorite Karaoke Song: "Let's Get it On" by Marvin Gaye or "Y'all Goin' Make me Lose My Mind" by DMX
What did you want to be when you grew up?
I wanted to be Sidney Poitier.
Reason for joining the force?
As a kid, I viewed the movie "In the Heat of the Night," and when I saw Sidney Poitier as "Mr. Tibbs" slap that old white man, I know that's what I had to be. Of course now I know there's much more to being a cop than slapping white men, you can use a closed fist too!
Undercover Identity: Any popular male black celebrity at the time; Will Smith, Chris Tucker, Samuel Jackson, Denzel Washington, Laurence Fishburne, Erkel, Collin Farell... Old 7-Up Guy.
Why I love Reno: I love this city...I'm the Sam Malone of Reno, all the prostitutes know my name.
Age: 29
Rank: Deputy
Height: 6'2"
Personal Motto: "WWVVD" or "What would Vince Vaughn do"
Weapon of Choice: My 12 1/2 size shoe deep in the anus of some criminal's ass.
Astrological Sign: Aquarius, ladies!
Favorite Donut: Bear claws or anything filled with apple stuff.
Favorite Karaoke Song: "Let's Get it On" by Marvin Gaye or "Y'all Goin' Make me Lose My Mind" by DMX
What did you want to be when you grew up?
I wanted to be Sidney Poitier.
Reason for joining the force?
As a kid, I viewed the movie "In the Heat of the Night," and when I saw Sidney Poitier as "Mr. Tibbs" slap that old white man, I know that's what I had to be. Of course now I know there's much more to being a cop than slapping white men, you can use a closed fist too!
Undercover Identity: Any popular male black celebrity at the time; Will Smith, Chris Tucker, Samuel Jackson, Denzel Washington, Laurence Fishburne, Erkel, Collin Farell... Old 7-Up Guy.
Why I love Reno: I love this city...I'm the Sam Malone of Reno, all the prostitutes know my name.
Match performances
Date
Opponent
Comp
TD
Int
Cas
Mvp
Spp
2007-12-11
-
-
-
1
-
2
2007-12-18
-
2
-
-
-
6
2007-12-20
-
-
-
-
1
5
2007-12-24
-
-
-
1
-
2