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[X] Drakwald Death Squad
Jobe Konrad
#13
Thrower
MA
5
ST
3
AG
3
AV
8
R
26
B
9
P
0
F
4
G
19
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
1
Td
0
Mvp
1
GPP
7
XPP
0
SPP
7
Injuries
-ma
Skills
Pass
Sure Hands
Accurate
Jobe is the new replacemnt 2nd thrower for the sadly missed Jakoba Gene. Nerves can only have got the better of this rookie player, as in his first match he quite spectaculary failed to even pick up the ball on several occasions, and when he did, he dropped it...in his own teams endzone.

Shortly after this he was set upon by a Blitz-Ra and broke his hip. The coach was heard to comment - 'that saves me the bloody job'. After this feeble display, Jobe is being put in the front lines to either earn back his teams respect, or die (screaming) trying.

He has recently been awarded an MVP so the public must be warming to him at last. Or they just think his death will be especially entertaining.

....

Several games under his belt, and his performance still ranges from feeble to pathetic. Unable to dodge, throw, pick up or block, Jobe is as equally despised by his team as the fans. In fact the only thing he has picked up in his career is his new nick-name 'The Human Shield'.

Take a guess why.
Match performances
Date
Opponent
Comp
TD
Int
Cas
Mvp
Spp
2007-12-09
-
-
-
-
1
5
2007-12-11
-
-
-
1
-
2