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Busted Deric
#14
Blitzer
MA
7
ST
3
AG
3
AV
8
R
48
B
135
P
0
F
0
G
31
Cp
1
In
0
Cs
10
Td
4
Mvp
3
GPP
48
XPP
0
SPP
48
Injuries
Skills
Block
Guard
Mighty Blow
Tackle
Deric Bannerman is the ninth blitzer the Mediocres have signed to the roster. Hailing from the town of West Detroit, Bannerman has a reputation of being a tough brawler, especially when he's had a few drinks. His favorite is reported to be a liquid cocaine, made the <i>real</i> way, with Rumpleminsz. Anothe rumor going around the Internet says that Bannerman chews glass and eats babies. Though this is doubtful, he has been nicknamed "Busted Deric" for the number of times he's been arrested. His rap sheet is 14 feet long.
<b>[[Game 33]]</b>
In his first game with the Amazing Mediocres, Busted Deric took home the game's MVP. While it wasn't clear what he actually did during the game except throw seven blocks and run with the ball before getting blitzed by a bull centaur, the MVP Committee awarded the rookie with the MVP anyway.
<b>[[Game 34]]</b>
Deric was again awarded the game's MVP, probably for being one of five players still remaining on the pitch at the final whistle.
<b>[[Game 36]]</b>
Busted Deric is out for the Mediocres next game. He has a busted groin.
<b>[[Game 38]]</b>
A 3-0 win against a rotter team was a breakthrough game for Busted Deric. Scoring two of the Mediocres' three touchdowns, Deric also took home the MVP. While the team laments the loss of star lineman Prodigal Torturer in the game, fans are optimistic about Deric's quick rise.
<b>[[Game 42]]</b>
Busted Deric scored a touchdown in a 3-1 victory during Mutation Day. Having to step up with co-blitzer Ex Machine out for the game, he earned a game ball for his efforts.
<b>[[Game 47]]</b>
Snapping a five-game drought of star player points, Deric injured a high elf during a 3-1 victory. Having won the game, the blitzer promptly went to his favorite bar and got himself arrested on an assault charge. It is unclear if he will miss any playing time.
<b>[[Game 50]]</b>
During the Mediocres' half-century game, Deric scored a casualty, taking out one of the impressive ghouls on an undead team. The game ended in a 2-1 victory for the humans, and Deric took the entire team out for rounds at his favorite pub after the match.
<b>[[Game 52]]</b>
Word from the trainer's room has Busted Deric out for the next game. He was roughed up in a 2-0 loss to an undead team. It was a rather poor showing for the blitzer, having scored no points and thrown only one block all game.
<b>[[Game 60]]</b>
Deric finally found his way into the endzone again, scoring his fourth touchdown in a 3-2 victory over a team of ogres. He's intimated that if he doesn't become the featured blitzer by the time he learns his next skill, he may hang up his cleats and retire from Blood Bowl completely.
<b>[[Game 65]]</b>
After a long hiatus, the Mediocres won a 2-1 victory over a norse team. Busted Deric caused a game-leading two casualties, though fellow blitzer Chel Rafete was killed when he was pushed into the crowd by the frenzied norse players. To lament his teammate's untimely demise, Deric "celebrated" by taking the team out for drinks and beating up anyone that came too close.
<b>[[Game 33]]</b>
In his first game with the Amazing Mediocres, Busted Deric took home the game's MVP. While it wasn't clear what he actually did during the game except throw seven blocks and run with the ball before getting blitzed by a bull centaur, the MVP Committee awarded the rookie with the MVP anyway.
<b>[[Game 34]]</b>
Deric was again awarded the game's MVP, probably for being one of five players still remaining on the pitch at the final whistle.
<b>[[Game 36]]</b>
Busted Deric is out for the Mediocres next game. He has a busted groin.
<b>[[Game 38]]</b>
A 3-0 win against a rotter team was a breakthrough game for Busted Deric. Scoring two of the Mediocres' three touchdowns, Deric also took home the MVP. While the team laments the loss of star lineman Prodigal Torturer in the game, fans are optimistic about Deric's quick rise.
<b>[[Game 42]]</b>
Busted Deric scored a touchdown in a 3-1 victory during Mutation Day. Having to step up with co-blitzer Ex Machine out for the game, he earned a game ball for his efforts.
<b>[[Game 47]]</b>
Snapping a five-game drought of star player points, Deric injured a high elf during a 3-1 victory. Having won the game, the blitzer promptly went to his favorite bar and got himself arrested on an assault charge. It is unclear if he will miss any playing time.
<b>[[Game 50]]</b>
During the Mediocres' half-century game, Deric scored a casualty, taking out one of the impressive ghouls on an undead team. The game ended in a 2-1 victory for the humans, and Deric took the entire team out for rounds at his favorite pub after the match.
<b>[[Game 52]]</b>
Word from the trainer's room has Busted Deric out for the next game. He was roughed up in a 2-0 loss to an undead team. It was a rather poor showing for the blitzer, having scored no points and thrown only one block all game.
<b>[[Game 60]]</b>
Deric finally found his way into the endzone again, scoring his fourth touchdown in a 3-2 victory over a team of ogres. He's intimated that if he doesn't become the featured blitzer by the time he learns his next skill, he may hang up his cleats and retire from Blood Bowl completely.
<b>[[Game 65]]</b>
After a long hiatus, the Mediocres won a 2-1 victory over a norse team. Busted Deric caused a game-leading two casualties, though fellow blitzer Chel Rafete was killed when he was pushed into the crowd by the frenzied norse players. To lament his teammate's untimely demise, Deric "celebrated" by taking the team out for drinks and beating up anyone that came too close.
Match performances
Date
Opponent
Comp
TD
Int
Cas
Mvp
Spp
2007-12-09
-
-
-
-
1
5
2007-12-12
1
-
-
-
1
6
2007-12-16
-
2
-
-
1
11
2007-12-22
-
-
-
1
-
2
2008-01-03
-
1
-
-
-
3
2008-01-03
-
-
-
2
-
4
2008-01-06
-
-
-
1
-
2
2008-01-08
-
-
-
1
-
2
2008-01-11
-
-
-
1
-
2
2009-07-07
-
-
-
2
-
4
2009-07-07
-
1
-
-
-
3
2010-06-01
-
-
-
2
-
4