Juniper Owens is a recent high school graduate and long-time Medicores fan. He made the team during recent try outs at his high school's gymnasium. While not wowing the coaches with any kind of abilities, assistant coach Barry Bloke was quoted as saying, "He's a warm body. Sign him." With the recent demotion of Double Dribble to lineman duties following his bout of clumsiness, it is unclear where or how often Juniper will play.

<b>[[Game 36]]</b>
Young Juniper Owens will miss the next Mediocres game. He is listed as out with a broken arm. The head coach awarded Juniper with a small stipend after the game for doing what he's supposed to do.

<b>[[Game 39]]</b>
Juniper was awarded the MVP in a 3-0 loss to a difficult chaos dwarf team that had its eyes on human heads. While the MVP allowed Juniper to learn the much needed blocking skill, questions have been again risen as to what constitutes an MVP.

<b>[[Game 42]]</b>
The lineman scored his first ever touchdown in a 3-1 victory over a dwarf team. Taking place during Mutation Day, Juniper found himself with extra arms, helping hold onto the ball as he scampered towards the end zone.

<b>[[Game 44]]</b>
In a 2-2 tie against a fast skaven team, Juniper showed some excellence in scoring one of the two Mediocres touchdowns. The team now has three stable linemen, and the head coach has been singing Juniper's praises at press conferences. Juniper himself has been rather vocal about his skills, and wants more playing time.

<b>[[Game 49]]</b>
Juniper scored his first casualty of his career against a team of amazons, further cementing his position as a starting lineman of the team.

<b>[[Game 50]]</b>
The human lineman caused another casualty, his second in two consecutive games, increasing his importance even more. Fans are pointing at him to be the best lineman on the team, even better than Andrew Pimp or Van Hellspawn.

<b>[[Game 51]]</b>
The Mediocres' fan-site was awash with stories from a 4-1 loss to another human team. Juniper will miss the next match with a broken arm.

<b>[[Game 53]]</b>
Celebrating his return to the starting lineup, Juniper seriously injured a wood elf in another 4-1 loss. The lineman also pulled down the MVP award for the game. Afterwards, he was seen talking with Duct Tape. Rumors on the fan website say Juniper was learning how to stomp on elf heads effectively.

<b>[[Game 55]]</b>
Becoming more of a fan favorite every day, Juniper Owens vaulted up the charts of the fansite after placing a boot to the head of an ogre, causing him to miss the rest of the game. Mediocre fans booed when Owens was injured later in the match by a well-placed block.

<b>[[Gane 58]]</b>
Juniper put a hurt on a chaos dwarf troll at the end of a 2-1 loss, connecting squarely with the beast's jugular and killing it. Rumor has it, though, the troll regenerated. When told about this, Juniper was rather upset, more upset than he was about the loss.

<b>[[Game 61]]</b>
In a disappointing 2-1 loss, Juniper took home his fifth MVP trophy, mainly because he was able to boot some chaos beastmen, warriors, and even the minotaur without the ref sending him off. He committed a career-high six on his way to sealing at least one casualty for the humans.