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[4] Real Orcs of Genius
Mr Grocery Store Cart Wrangler
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Lineman
MA
5
ST
3
AG
3
AV
9
R
55
B
46
P
-1
F
45
G
31
Cp
2
In
1
Cs
2
Td
1
Mvp
2
GPP
21
XPP
0
SPP
21
Injuries
 
Skills
Dirty Player
Kick
MR. GROCERY STORE CART WRANGLER

Bud Light Presents Real Men of Genius
(Real Men of Genius)

Today we salute you Mr. Grocery Store Cart Wrangler
(Mr. Grocery Store Cart Wrangler)
Any weenie can stock a shelf, but it takes a real man to wrestle a untamed herd of jammed together grocery carts.
(Gotta keep them moving)
There are 20 strays in the lot, and weather setting in. Who's going to bring those doggies safely back inside?
(Who's it going to be?)
The man in the smock and the comfortable shoes, that's who.
(Don't mock my smock)
So crack open an ice cold Bud Light Mr. Grocery Store Cart Wrangler, as far as we're concerned, you put the super in supermarket.
(Mr. Grocery Store Cart Wrangler)
Match performances
Date
Opponent
Comp
TD
Int
Cas
Mvp
Spp
2008-01-01
-
-
-
-
1
5
2008-03-08
1
-
-
-
-
1
2008-03-31
-
-
-
1
-
2
2008-04-07
-
-
-
1
-
2
2008-04-10
1
-
1
-
-
3
2008-06-29
-
-
-
-
1
5
2008-08-23
-
1
-
-
-
3