Once a wealthy dilettante of necromancy and devoted fan of Blood Bowl, Edward's will was very specific about his money and his remains: He was to be reanimated, made stronger, the bad pieces swapped out for other 'parts', and made into the hero of a team of his own.

Unfortunately, the reanimation left him lacking in the brains department--but the generous trust fund he left will provide for rebuilding him over, and over, and over, should the need ever exist.