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Gange Green
Lew Twista
#5
Thrower
MA
5
ST
3
AG
3
AV
8
R
109
B
7
P
47
F
0
G
9
Cp
14
In
0
Cs
1
Td
1
Mvp
1
GPP
24
XPP
0
SPP
24
Injuries
Skills
Pass
Sure Hands
Accurate
Dump Off
Lew Twista is a third generation blood bowl player. "Gramps waz a blitzer for the Ughrock Ramblers. Never made it pro cuz he lost his left arm trying to tackle a werewolf thrower." Lew's father was also a blitzer. "He never had the talent of gramps, but they say nobody could drink like 'im."
Scouts say that Lew lacks arm strength to play in the big leagues; however, his effort has never been questioned. "He does things that don't make no sense," Joe remarked thoughtfully, "but he does them well."
Lew facts:
Lew is the leading rusher (85 squares) for Gange Green.
Lew completed more passes (12) than any other player in the 08 Kristmus Kup season/tourney.
Lew completed a beautiful last second pass against the chaos dwarf team Forgge Fiend. Sadly, his receiver fell down before making it to the endzone. The touchdown would have tied the game.
Lew failed to pick up the ball twice (including failed rerolls each time) against the undead team the Marzgul Minions.
Lew ran for his first score against the Marzgul Minions in the first round of the Kristmus Kup.
Lew threw two TDs (and ran for another in OT) against the Forgge Fiends in the second round of the Kristmus Kup. However, Lew once again failed to pick up the ball (twice) over the course of the game. Lew also sat out an entire series, claiming that his contract allowed for a "breather" after a clutch score!
Lew completed two "dump off" passes against a dark elf team in the Kristmus Kup semi-finals. One of them should have been for a TD, but his sorry excuse for a receiver fell down (again) going for an extra step.
Lew threw the game winning touchdown in the 08 Kristmus Kup Championship match. He completed a a nice quick pass to Nab "Owes Us Money" on the final turn of the second half. Prior to that pass, Lew was having one of his worst games ever. Some speculate that Lew had a concussion (a fan hit Lew in the head with a rock at the start of the game). Support for this hypothesis surfaced during the post-game press conference. When asked about the game, Lew said, "I see purple."
Scouts say that Lew lacks arm strength to play in the big leagues; however, his effort has never been questioned. "He does things that don't make no sense," Joe remarked thoughtfully, "but he does them well."
Lew facts:
Lew is the leading rusher (85 squares) for Gange Green.
Lew completed more passes (12) than any other player in the 08 Kristmus Kup season/tourney.
Lew completed a beautiful last second pass against the chaos dwarf team Forgge Fiend. Sadly, his receiver fell down before making it to the endzone. The touchdown would have tied the game.
Lew failed to pick up the ball twice (including failed rerolls each time) against the undead team the Marzgul Minions.
Lew ran for his first score against the Marzgul Minions in the first round of the Kristmus Kup.
Lew threw two TDs (and ran for another in OT) against the Forgge Fiends in the second round of the Kristmus Kup. However, Lew once again failed to pick up the ball (twice) over the course of the game. Lew also sat out an entire series, claiming that his contract allowed for a "breather" after a clutch score!
Lew completed two "dump off" passes against a dark elf team in the Kristmus Kup semi-finals. One of them should have been for a TD, but his sorry excuse for a receiver fell down (again) going for an extra step.
Lew threw the game winning touchdown in the 08 Kristmus Kup Championship match. He completed a a nice quick pass to Nab "Owes Us Money" on the final turn of the second half. Prior to that pass, Lew was having one of his worst games ever. Some speculate that Lew had a concussion (a fan hit Lew in the head with a rock at the start of the game). Support for this hypothesis surfaced during the post-game press conference. When asked about the game, Lew said, "I see purple."
Match performances
Date
Opponent
Comp
TD
Int
Cas
Mvp
Spp
2007-12-19
2
-
-
-
-
2
2007-12-21
2
-
-
-
-
2
2007-12-21
2
-
-
-
-
2
2008-01-19
-
-
-
-
1
5
2008-01-19
-
1
-
-
-
3
2008-01-19
2
-
-
-
-
2
2008-01-28
2
-
-
-
-
2
2008-02-01
2
-
-
-
-
2
2008-02-11
2
-
-
1
-
4