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Kizmit Krudder grew up on the blood bowl pitch. Literally. Kizmit's parents left him on the pitch following a dissapointing loss. Without a home, Kizmit decided to live at the stadium (under the bleachers to be more precise). Of his parents, Kizmit had this to say: "Them couldn't handle losing too well."
Kizmit was eventually hired on as a grounds keeper. Players jokingly called him "the Ghost" because some believed he was the lost spirit of a deceased blood bowl player. "He never leaves the stadium," a fan noted, "like he can't leave or something."
Secretly, Kizmit has always longed to play blood bowl. Joe Green offered him a spot on Gang Green's roster because, in Joe's words, "him got me real good seats to the other games."
Kizmit's love of the game and understanding of the pitch seem to give him an edge over other players. "He don't talk or even grunt, but him does seem hard to knock down. And kinda fast," Lew Twista observed.
Kizmit facts:
Kizmit wears a uniform he found in a display case honoring the great Orc Blitzer Tugg Splatt. The uniform is 40 years old.
Kizmit sometimes hums team songs while he plays.
Kizmit single-handedly carried Gange Green into the 08 Kristmus Kup. He jumped on a ball in the endzone (scoring the games only TD) and then made the game saving tackle as the buzzer sounded (knocking a dwarf flat right at the goal line).
Kizmit delivered another beautiful performance in the Kristmus Kup Championship game. He stopped Molten Hooves from scoring, threw a nice pass downfield, intercepted a pass intended for Anvil Breaker, and led the break downfield that would result in the game winning touchdown.
After the Championship game, Kizmit walked off the pitch and vanished from sight. He hasn't been seen since.