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[X2] Gange Green
"Simon" Punch
#4
Black Orc Blocker
MA
4
ST
4
AG
2
AV
9
R
5
B
61
P
0
F
0
G
9
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
3
Td
0
Mvp
3
GPP
21
XPP
0
SPP
21
Injuries
 
Skills
Block
Guard
Joe Green found "Simon" Punch working as hired muscle for a local goblin chieftan. "He could really hurt a dwarf," Joe chuckled. "Simon," whose real name is unknown, agreed to play for Gange Green after Joe tore his former employer limb from limb.


Simon facts:

"Simon" has established a reputation as a tough hitter. He notched his first casualty against the vampire team known as Slaye Ride. "Simon" seriously injured a vampire only moments into the game.

"Simon" doesn't really block his oppenents. He basically just hits them. As a result, he scored his second casualty in an 08 Kristmus Kup semi-final. "Simon" broke a pointies ribs with a crushing punch to the stomache.

"Simon" recently purchased a kitty named "Cutie."

The "Punch" as fans have taken to calling him is the most popular player on the team (even more so than Lew Twista). He has been voted MVP a team record three times! Orcs do love their hitting.
Match performances
Date
Opponent
Comp
TD
Int
Cas
Mvp
Spp
2007-12-19
-
-
-
1
-
2
2007-12-21
-
-
-
-
1
5
2008-01-19
-
-
-
-
1
5
2008-01-28
-
-
-
1
1
7
2008-02-11
-
-
-
1
-
2