Mr. Trip is not famous... nor fast. He's not even sure what he's suppossed to do with this "football-thingy". Anvil-Breaker keeps yelling at him. Molten Hooves swears the next time he even thinks of touching the ball... he will get a double hooved kick to the jimmies.

Mr. Trip does not know who jimmy is. Nor does he realize he suppossed to get paid 4 shillings a match. This is why Mr. Trip and his hobgolbin friends are on the team.