The Pickle, otherwise known as "Stanky", is the team captain. He is the mouth of the team, and often targeted because of his off-colored remarks. It was one of those remarks that led a Scribe's Demise mummy to become enraged and snap Stanky's skull, resulting in a permanent loss of strength.

Stanky recalls the dreadful play. "That mother&%$!@*ing mummy %^$@@!holed me, and the &%$^&ing ref turned a blind eye! &#*$&%@^ every one of them in the goat@#$!!!!

Stanky's value comes from the bench now, occasionally playing a turn or two to cover for a downed player. He has taken on the responsibility of overseeing team morale, and during the games you will hear the Pickle screaming from the bench: "Run *#^%@'ing mother#*+*&%!!! Grab the @%&#$#@!!! Step high $@#*ing goat@^$@ers!!!"