Short in stature but quick of step, Dave "Harvest Mouse" Anderson is a lineman hailing from the land far to the north. Dressed normally in fur coats and stocking caps, he first appeared to his teammates as a fat ball of fuzz. Having nurtured a desire to play blood bowl throughout his (so far) short life, Harvest Mouse has decided to play with the Mediocres to fulfill his lifelong ambition and feed his 36 kids back in the snowy lands of the north.

<b>[[Game 48]]</b>
After seven games of being a rookie, Harvest Mouse earned the MVP award in a 3-1 victory over a rotter team. He was awarded the star player points due to the fact he was the only rookie left alive, after The Rabbit fell to a freak block by a beastman.

<b>[[Game 52]]</b>
Though it took eleven games, Harvest Mouse finally got some time in the gym with the Mediocres' trainers. Having beefed up his daily rations and hitting the weights, the veteran has become one of the strongest players on the team.

<b>[[Game 56]]</b>
It didn't take long for Harvest Mouse to get in his first casualty after beefing up. The human lineman laid out a dark elf so hard the apothecary had to save his life.

<b>[[Game 59]]</b>
The apothecary was able to save Harvest Mouse's life during a 2-1 loss against some undeads. In tribute, Harvest's 36 kids each sent the apothecary a card in the mail, thanking him for saying their father's life.

<b>[[Game 63]]</b>
The strongest human on the Mediocres' roster is going to miss the next game with a groin sprain. He was kicked while he was down by a demented skaven rat.