Though the head coach had sworn off ogres as part of the Mediocres lineup, the Mutation Day gave the team the needed resources to purchase another. After a 2-1 loss where the Mediocres suffered five deaths (none of them permanent, as the Mutation Day allowed dead players to come back to life), fans began clambering for a new ogre. Stanley was signed that day. A bit of a loudmouth, Stanley Watters is a known drunk and disorderly type of ogre, having spent the last three months in jail for beating up a brick wall.

<b>[[Game 44]]</b>
Stanley's first game in Mediocre uniform was a limited success. While only able to throw a couple blocks, Stanley had been blessed with tentacles before the match, since it took place on Mutation Day. Because of this, he was used mainly in a defensive and support position, instead of an attack one.

<b>[[Game 47]]</b>
Forgetting to take his "smart" pills before the game, Stanley stood around for the first half, trying to remember what he was supposed to do in a 3-1 victory over a high elf team. While the elves and humans played the game around him, Stanley pondered the beauty of a daisy that had grown near the center of the field.

<b>[[Game 49]]</b>
The team doctor had to save the team's ogre from a debilitating injury in a 3-1 loss against some amazon females. Pissed off after the game due to the injury, Stanley told the head coach he wants to hit women more often. The Society of Battered Women has decided to picket the team's next game.

<b>[[Game 50]]</b>
Stanley finally scored some star player points, picking up the MVP during a win against an undead team. In the 2-1 victory, Stanley was knocked down by a mummy and quickly fouled off the field, spending the rest of the game in the injured box. His subsequent spout of obscenities gave the MVP Awarding Commission justification in giving the big guy the award for the game.

<b>[[Game 51]]</b>
For the second time in two games, Stanley was injured in the opening minute of a 4-1 loss.

<b>[[Game 56]]</b>
Before a match with some dark elves, Stanley apparently had a three-some with a couple of the dark elf cheerleaders. When the dark elves and their fans found out about the tryst, Stanley became a target on the pitch. He was mercilessly blocked (and had to be revived by the apothecary), fouled several times, and was even the target of a rock thrown by the dark elf fans. The coach of the Mediocres has decided to call Stanley "that goddamned elf lover" from now on.

<b>[[Game 58]]</b>
Stanley was crippled today in a match against some chaos dwarves, when a hobgoblin put a boot to his head, cracking his skull. With a deformed head, Stanley had to retire from the Mediocres before the coach fired him. The fans have been cheering about this.