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Engine of Chaos
Cthulhian
#8
Beastman
MA
6
ST
3
AG
3
AV
8
R
9
B
97
P
1
F
2
G
21
Cp
1
In
0
Cs
2
Td
0
Mvp
3
GPP
20
XPP
0
SPP
20
Injuries
Skills
Horns
Block
Tackle
With a mass of tentacles growing from his mouth, like some disgusting slimy beard, Cthulhian is one of the more disturbing individuals of the Engine, and a highly regarded pyscopathic killing machine.
And yes, the former is saying rather a lot.
Instead of suckers, his tentacles are studded with infant mouths that sing a sweet song of salvation as they fight to escape his polluted flesh. They fight amongst each other, and at meal times he has to struggle against them as they try to eat his food and starve him to death. Lately they've taken to latching onto anyone trying to evade Cthulhian - this has the unfortunate result of increasing his ability to takle opposing players.
He is also an astute business being, having created his own line of tentacle cream. This is incredibly popular with cephalopods the world over, and has made him a billionaire. Also a huge favorite with the fans for some unknowable reason, Cthulhian has been voted twice MVP, tying him for the most awards going into the DLL.
And yes, the former is saying rather a lot.
Instead of suckers, his tentacles are studded with infant mouths that sing a sweet song of salvation as they fight to escape his polluted flesh. They fight amongst each other, and at meal times he has to struggle against them as they try to eat his food and starve him to death. Lately they've taken to latching onto anyone trying to evade Cthulhian - this has the unfortunate result of increasing his ability to takle opposing players.
He is also an astute business being, having created his own line of tentacle cream. This is incredibly popular with cephalopods the world over, and has made him a billionaire. Also a huge favorite with the fans for some unknowable reason, Cthulhian has been voted twice MVP, tying him for the most awards going into the DLL.
Match performances
Date
Opponent
Comp
TD
Int
Cas
Mvp
Spp
2008-01-08
-
-
-
-
1
5
2008-01-10
1
-
-
-
-
1
2008-01-21
-
-
-
-
1
5
2008-01-22
-
-
-
1
-
2
2008-01-28
-
-
-
1
-
2
2008-02-29
-
-
-
-
1
5