The third Pimp brother to play for the Mediocres, Danny is a quiet, unassuming guy. He joined the team soon after brother Johnny was fired as assistant coach and Andrew was injured in a match. Deciding to follow in their footsteps, he has strapped on the pads of a human lineman.

<b>[[Game 52]]</b>
In his first game as a Mediocre, Danny Pimp scored a casualty against an undead zombie. Unfortunately, the zombie regenerated and denied Danny the satisfaction of standing over a fresh (or unfresh) grave. Even more bad news, the humans lost the game 2-0.

<b>[[Game 60]]</b>
After serving a good amount of time riding the pine, Danny scored his first MVP while playing against some ogres. Danny got into the game and was able to fend off some ogre blocks, which earned him the star player points. To improve his game, he spent some time with assistant coach Barry Bloke and Busted Deric to learn how to help block more effectively.

<b>[[Game 65]]</b>
Danny caught the eye of a fouling norse lineman and was crippled in today's 2-1 victory. There's been no comment from the coaching staff or front office on whether Danny will be cut from the roster. Initial reports have him out for the next game, whenever that will be.