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Always Hungry
Big Guy
Mighty Blow
Really Stupid
Regenerate
Throw Team Mate
Guard
In his very first match he was knocked down, fouled and BH on first turn of match!!
2nd match Bluugarrk was KO'd on 3rd turn of game, woke up for second half and failed 4 stupid rolls!!
3rd match vs 10man CD's stupid on first roll, then proceeded to make 6 blocks! Maybe Bluugarrk is learning to play? Still no spp though.
4th match on the 15th turn Bluugarrk was kicked in his not-so-adequate Groin area so hard that neither his Regenerate or the Apothecary could save him...Rumor is that the opposing team has Bluugarks "parts" on display in the team trophy case.
After taking a break to rest his injured Groin, Bluugark was promptly KO'd in his 5th match, staying knocked out for 2 kickoffs. Then in the second half awoke to play his most brilliant half of Blood Bowl, with no failed stupid rolls and Badly Hurting a zombie!!!
6th match was another decent effort by Bluugark with 4 blocks, one of which resulted in a Hurt Dwarf! Of course no match would be complete without Bluugark getting ko'd and spending some time in the box...asleep, then snoozing his way through the rest of the match.
7th Match Pouring rain for the entire match vs. Orcs. Bluugark managed the strength to make 2 blocks! Then he decided to take a nap in the box for 5 turns of the second half.
Match 8 was a good effort with Bluugark injuring a Rotter!!
Match 9 was an uneventful affair for everyone's favorite stupid troll as he flailed around in the rain against orcs.
Bluugark's 10th match saw him in fine form as he stood around watching the other players move about the pitch and attempted in vain to remember why he was there...
In Bluugark's 11th match vs Chaos Dwarves, his teammates lined up an excellent block for him on the first turn, Bluugark had better ideas and instead began reciting his alphabet and giving up after getting to "A". Bluugark spent the rest of the match unconcious as the strain of what letter comes after A was too much for him.
Bluugark's 12-17th matches consisted of more of his usual zany antics. But with a new twist! Bluugark as befit his nature (and odor) began to foul!! Alas Bluugark was as ineffectual at fouling as at all other tasks.
Match 18 fans witnessed, at long last, the death of Bluugark the Troll at the boot of a Beastman.... I'm not sure whether to cheer or cry.