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Strip Ball
This malicious cadaver will attack anything in sight, and gleefully run along opposing players triping them as they go, for no other reason then for her amusement, and their frustration.
This practice has earned her the most valuable player award, by the equally malicious fans.
She's also proven quite capable of jeering the oppositions fans, by walking slowly into the end zone, while the team is knocked out. This display of physical activity has improved her otherwise degenerate athletic condition.