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Strange Brew XXX
Gristle the Grim
#1
Troll Slayer
MA
5
ST
3
AG
2
AV
8
R
10
B
135
P
0
F
0
G
17
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
3
Td
2
Mvp
4
GPP
32
XPP
0
SPP
32
Injuries
Skills
Block
Dauntless
Frenzy
Thick Skull
Mighty Blow
Pro
Strip Ball
Gristle Highmountain is the eldest surviving son of his more famous father, Brewmeister Legend Sid "Spitoon" Highmountain, whose rich, black beer was coveted in all the brew halls in the west. Alas poor Gristle was always more of a physical being and his attempts at brewing were best described as warm piss with a hint of pickles or even worse... sweet and zesty, a treat for the ladies. After repeated brewing failures, he turned the brewery over to his younger brother, a brewmeister of growing fame, and swore an oath to die an honorable death. It was about this time the Stunty Jug tournament was announced and Gristle's fate was sealed. Using his inheritance he bought the best players he could afford and then filled up the roster with local dwarf boys who could talk a good game.
While not the favorite in the tournament, the dwarfs have capitalized on the game breaking alterations of the Open Orc Offense to create a simialar Open Dwarf Offense. While the skeptics were at first... critical... ("Hah... Dwarfs will pass when monkey shit gold!!!")... the arrival of the sharp-eyed passer Rummy Hawkeye combined with the growing talent of Thorn the Tumbler has changed everything. Needless to say monkeys have become all the latest rage in town.
While not the favorite in the tournament, the dwarfs have capitalized on the game breaking alterations of the Open Orc Offense to create a simialar Open Dwarf Offense. While the skeptics were at first... critical... ("Hah... Dwarfs will pass when monkey shit gold!!!")... the arrival of the sharp-eyed passer Rummy Hawkeye combined with the growing talent of Thorn the Tumbler has changed everything. Needless to say monkeys have become all the latest rage in town.
Match performances
Date
Opponent
Comp
TD
Int
Cas
Mvp
Spp
2008-01-27
-
1
-
2
-
7
2008-01-27
-
-
-
-
1
5
2008-02-10
-
-
-
-
1
5
2008-03-01
-
-
-
1
-
2
2008-03-09
-
-
-
-
1
5
2008-03-16
-
-
-
-
1
5
2008-06-22
-
1
-
-
-
3