He thought it was a sandwhich.

He told it to the police. He told it to he judge. He even told it to his cold-blooded cellmate "Smacky." But noone believed him.

He thought it was a sandwhich.

Oly still refuses to tell the whole story, so "Lost" Pug recounted it for us:

"See, Oly was hungry. Real hungry. You know the sort of hungry where you eat garbage? Yeah, he was that hungry. So, anyway, Oly goes into the pub...at least, he thought it was the pub. Turns out, Oly was in the bank. As luck would have it, the bank was being robbed. But Oly is so hungry he don't notice. He goes up to the teller and starts ordering...pickles, onions, pigs ear.....yadda, yadda, yadda. Well, noone really knows what happened after that. Oly ended up eating about $52,000 in cash, the robbers were so flustered that they started fighting with one another, and a Jade wizard showed up and turned everyone into newts. Here's where things got really sticky. See, the Jade wizard couldn't undo the spell. Everybody was stuck as a newt for several weeks. Including during the trial. The judge, she couldn't tell who was bankers and who was robbers. Plus, noone really understood who or what Oly was doing....so the whole trial was nuts. Over the course of the trial, one by one the newts turned back into people. And as they transformed, each of them claimed that everybody else was the robbers. Well, it gets down to one newt left which happens to be Oly. And everybody is claiming that Oly was the robber....well, he did eat all the money......but okay yeah they were framing the silly git. Poor old Oly, he gets sentenced to 30 years. By the time he changes back, several weeks into his serving his sentence, all he can do is appeal. He starts appealing. Takes him two years to get out. I was a mate of his, so I asks him once he gets out what he going to do. He says play blood bowl. I say why. He says I got to pay back $52,000 to the bank. I says how come. He says cuz I ate it. I ate $52,000. I thought it was a sandwhich. Then he cusses."

"Dumb git thought it was a sandwhich."

Oly facts:

Oly has attempted many, many passes in his tenure with 4th Midnight. Very, very few have been completed.

Oly amazed everyone by scoring a TD against the dwarven team Strange Brew XXX. Oly said of his score: "I thought I wuz scorin for tha other team. Wuz tryin to be funny."

Oly went off on the human team Whiskey Jars. Oly had a completion, a TD, and won the MVP. After this game, people were forced to say that Oly might be an emerging star. "If he didn't make so many poor plays," an opposing coach noted, "I would say he might be worth having on yer roster. Course, he does. So, he isn't."

In a game agains the chaos team Nurgle's Nemesis, Oly managed to seriously hurt a beastman.

Oly is one of the only surviving players of the original 4th Midnight roster.