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B'Hrian Bloodaxe
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9
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58
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10
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2
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2
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14
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Thick Skull
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The first Low King of the dwarfs, from whom all subsequent Low Kings have gained their legitimacy. He is also the greatest dwarf folk hero of all time the subject of several dwarf operas and epics especially Bloodaxe and Ironhammer, reputed to be the greatest dwarf love story in history.

He was the leader of the dwarfs at the (first) Battle of Koom Valley, he had journeyed there to seek peace with the trolls. However, in the mist, the trolls thought that the dwarfs were ambushing them. He later managed to leave a message inside a Cube, detailing the whole sad mess.

B'hrian Bloodaxe died shortly after the Battle of Koom Valley. He is fondly remembered by dwarfs everywhere and examples of his battle bread are displayed in the Dwarf Bread Museum in Ankh-Morpork. Mr Hopkinson, the former curator of the Dwarf Bread Museum, believed that the loaf he displayed, which was on loan for a couple of weeks, was the actual Battle Bread that Bloodaxe had personally used to slay fifty-seven trolls at Koom Valley. Given what was later revealed to be Bloodaxe's true part in the battle - he was working with the Diamond King of the Trolls to prevent conflict - it is very likely that this was a later elaboration of the myth. (Could even dwarf bread batter a stone-based troll to death - let alone 57?)However, that loaf of Battle Bread was known to be responsible for one death.... perhaps it would be OK for return to its owners following a bit of sandblasting...

Of course, this particular dwarf is NOT the legendary Bloodaxe, since he's dead for several thousand years, but a young dwarf with a rather heavy name to bear.

Match performances
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2008-03-10
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1
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2
2008-04-10
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1
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2
2008-05-26
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5
2008-07-15
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1
5