Rod prays.
He prays first thing in the morning and last thing before bed.
He prays for God to watch over him and his little brother, Todd.
He prays for the success of his father's business.
He also prays for all of the naughty little boys and girls, like his neighbor Bart Simpson, who are too bad to pray for themselves.
Aside from praying, Rod enjoys playing wholesomely with his brother and eating lots of nachos, Flanders-style ("That's cucumbers with cottage cheese!").
His one regret is that he cannot pray at school.