Sqworp was the new rookie sensation on the Critterz. In his first match, he scored a touchdown by picking up a fumble in the backfield, dodging through a crowd, and then going for it. Then, to add to his fame, he sent a beastman to the hospital in the second half.

Alas, in his third game, Sqworp was killed in yet another match against the forces of Chaos. Following the game, the crowd stood for two minutes in silent remembrance. Our prayers go out to his wife and 138 children.