Always Hungry
Big Guy
Mighty Blow
Really Stupid
Regenerate
Throw Team Mate
Block
Break Tackle
Guard
Piling On
Pro
<b>Progression:</b>
Guard, Block, Pilling On, Pro, Break Tackle
<b>Aging</b>
Niggling Injury
<b>Injuries</b>
Badly Hurt vs Low Few
<i>Big Daddy Funk, "Da Funkiestest Troll on da Block". Going onto the field in full jumpsuit, wig and sunglasses the troll stalwort would celebrate each Injury caused with his trademark hip wiggle as copied from his favourite performer, human Squig and Roll legend Elvis von Presley. He only ever took one injury in game and that was in the very Trolly controversy vs The Low Few.
Always on the field Big Daddy Funk was 110% reliable to the Dirty Funking cause. Now Big Daddy Funk has decided to hang up his Blood Bowl boots and takes pride of place at the Dirty Funking retirement home. He now performs to entertain the other residents. Of Course he just sings Elvis songs, such classics as "Halfling", "Bash Me Tender", "Skink Skin Shoes", "All Bashed Up", "Cant help Piling On You", "Dont Think Twice Pile On" "Frenzy" and many others
You aint nothin but a Halfling
Cryin all the time.
You aint nothin but a Halfling
Eating all the time.
Well, you aint never Pile'd on
And you aint no friend of mine.
When they said you was High Elf,
Well, that was just a lie.
When they said you was High Elf,
Well, that was just a lie.
You aint never Done a foul,
And you aint no friend of mine.
Thank you very much,
Uh Huh Huh Huh "
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