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Dodge
Right Stuff
Stunty
Diving Tackle
Side Step
<b>Progression:</b>
Diving Tackle, Side-Step
<b>Aging</b>
- Ag
<b>Injuries:</b>
Badly Hurt vs Shady Star Nightmare Dwellers
Badly Hurt vs Festering Pusbuckets
<i>Killed vs Wussington Redskins</i>
<b>Sent Off:</b>
vs A Rate Sabe Mejor
vs Norstrils
<i>Bogey was a pretty average Linegob for the DFC. After one to many knocks to the head his eye sight finally started giving up. Bogey had been forced to take the field wearing 5 inch thick Jam Jars. The addidtion of glasses didnt really improve Bogeys game as he struggled to perform unless he was being hit or hitting something. When a Wood-Elf took exception to Bogey's chosen match day socks the DFC management decided to save the teams Apothcary for an emergency rather than a moment of comic genius. Watching a goblin be pimp slapped to death by a Wood-Elf was an amusing debacle including hair pulling. Its rumored the perfertrator will be suffering a 5 game injury due to dirt under the index finger nail. This rumor has yet to be confirmed!
<b>Coach BoonBox said:</b> ill confirm that rumour
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